Shut up, Mugsy…

Ok, at the request of , I took The Spark’s Gay Test.

<img src=”https://test.thespark.com/gaytest/graphics/title.gif&#8221; alt=”How Gay Am I?”?

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  <font face="verdana" size="2"><br /> &#8220;Frank, we need to talk. NOW.&#8221;<br /> </font>
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You are 41% GAY!

That’s gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is only 39% gay!

Here’s how you compare:

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</td> <td> <font face="verdana" size="1"> people <i>less gay</i> than you <b>(83%)</b></font> </td>

</td> <td> <font face="verdana" size="1"> people <i>just as gay</i> as you <b>(1%)</b></font> </td>

</td> <td> <font face="verdana" size="1"> people <i>gayer</i> than you <b>(14%)</b></font> </td>